Lumos - Emma Catherine Morrison [wearenotlonghere.tumblr.com]
I told my mom to try holding it cause you feel kinda like a badass…
She took it and pointed it at me and yelled EXPELLIARAMUS……
Don’t know whether to be proud that she tried or disapointed that she didn’t know how to pronounce Expelliarmus….
So this weekend, I was volunteering as a coach at my Gun Club’s open house, and I was talking to a friend about Starship, and a girl in line waiting to shoot looked at me and was like “You’re a Starkid?”
My first time meeting another starkid in real life. HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!
My annoyance over Twilight winning has nothing to do with Harry Potter. I just think Twilight is a crappy set of books and movies, and find it depressing that it’s getting all this praise.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
hanging around tall people will make you tall.
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs
more children.
parents only raise straight children.
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That’s why we have only one religion in America.
at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans…
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